Surveillance State Cookies Christmas T-Shirt
S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL | |||||||||
Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 | |
Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 | |
Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 | |
Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
A darkly playful holiday tee for anyone whose Christmas spirit comes with a little mischief. The vintage-style design features a watchful black cat, a tongue-in-cheek “Santa’s Surveillance State” message, and a warning about cookies—equal parts festive, spooky, and funny. It feels right at home during cookie baking, holiday movie nights, ugly sweater parties, and casual winter gatherings, especially for cat lovers and fans of offbeat Christmas humor. Printed on a classic-fit cotton tee with a smooth surface, comfortable crew neckline, and relaxed everyday feel. The seamless tubular construction keeps the silhouette clean, while the ribbed collar and shoulder taping help the shirt hold its shape. The design uses DTG and DTF printing for crisp, detailed artwork. Adult sizing; made with cotton-based fibers depending on color, and OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified.
Product features
- Smooth, durable medium-weight fabric designed for comfortable everyday wear
- Classic relaxed fit with a timeless crew neckline
- Seamless tubular construction reduces fabric waste and creates a clean silhouette
- Ribbed collar, shoulder taping, and tear-away label support lasting comfort and shape retention
- Detailed artwork printed with DTG and DTF techniques; OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat