Catastrophic Failure T-Shirt

Christmas, but make it catastrophically honest. This black T-Shirt features the line “All I Want For Christmas Is A Catastrophic System Failure” in clean white lettering—a dry, darkly humorous nod to holiday burnout, tech chaos, and surviving the season with your sense of humor intact. Lightweight and easy to wear, it slips naturally into a winter rotation for anyone who prefers their festive spirit with a little existential static. Wear it to holiday gatherings, office parties, Christmas movie nights, or whenever the seasonal cheer starts buffering.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton with a lightweight 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²) feel
- Classic fit with a versatile crew neckline
- Tubular knit construction without side seams for a clean look
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to help retain shape
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified and made with ethically grown US cotton

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors