Computa, CatatonicT-Shirt

$23.99




SMLXL2XL3XL4XL5XL






Width, in



18.00



20.00



22.00



24.00



26.00



28.00



30.00



32.00






Length, in



28.00



29.00



30.00



31.00



32.00



33.00



34.00



35.00






Sleeve length from center back, in



15.62



17.37



18.75



20.00



21.50



22.87



24.25



25.50






A dry, delightfully nerdy statement tee for anyone who has ever spent Friday waiting for a computer to cooperate. “COMPUTA, PUT ME IN A CATATONIC STATE UNTIL FRIDAY” brings deadpan programmer humor to a classic everyday look. The relaxed fit gives it an easy, comfortable feel for coding sessions, office banter, tech meetups, or low-key weekends. Wear it when the bugs are multiplying, the deadline is looming, and only a catatonic state will do.

Product features
- Environmentally friendly cotton with a substantial vintage feel for durable everyday wear.
- Relaxed, roomy fit with a classic crew neckline for comfortable styling.
- Seamless tubular construction reduces fabric waste and creates a clean look.
- Ribbed, shape-retaining collar with shoulder tape for added stability.
- Solid colors are 100% cotton; blended fabric compositions vary by color.

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not tumble dry
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean